1. Is that me or my twin, can't tell.
2. I'm not fat, I'm fluffy.
3. Just doing my job as food taster. All good here, next!
4. Give me attention or I'll turn this house upside-down, hooman!
5. Practicing to be a pro footballer.
6. Hiding from all my problems.
7. Must attack evil twin in reflection!
8. This is no place for clothes, must reorganize.
9. That's no guitar, stop playing hooman!
10. When you want to exercise but don't like the gym.
11. Best cuddle buddy ever!
12. Practicing that sneak attack.
13. Don't look, it's my hiding spot.
14. Kitty loves his big brother.
15. Helping hooman with bath time.
16. Meow nose goes boop.
17. This my friend, don't touch!
18. Can't resist a Southern gentleman.
19. Best disguise to trick hoomans.
20. This is how you play ball right?!
— Meow for now —